Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Barack Obama
November 2, 2012
From our corporate office in Moon Run, Pennsylvania, the top ten reasons to vote for Barack Obama:
Number Ten: So every summer can be a Summer of Recovery!
Number Nine: If something happens to Barack, Uncle Joe Biden has everyone’s full respect.
Number Eight: Voting the same way as so many Hollywood Stars makes you feel so smart! Giggle!
Number Seven: Israel Schmisrael. Them guys are a pain in the ass.
Number Six: CZARS BABY! GIMMEEE MORE CZARS!!
Number Five: Because American politics should be more like Chicago’s — America’s model city.
Number Four: Higher unemployment means more free stuff for more people. Oh the Joy!
Number Three: Expert teleprompter reading is an under-appreciated talent.
Number Two: As long as we don’t pass a budget it’s not really a deficit, right?
and the Number One Reason to Vote for Barack Obama: Ten More Solyndras!
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